The “Please Leave By 9” needlepoint pillow is the ultimate statement piece for your sofa. Equal parts humor and style, it’s designed for those who love their home… and their bedtime.

“My best wellness product for self-care”
- Gwyneth Paltrow (yes, really)

Handcrafted using traditional needlepoint stitching, this cushion features a rich navy velvet backing and is fully reversible - bringing both comfort and personality to your space.

Perfect as a funny home decor piece or a unique housewarming gift, this pillow guarantees laughs (and maybe earlier exits).

Handmade needle thread stitching

Perfect for:

Funny home decor lovers, introverts & early sleepers, unique housewarming gifts, statement cushions for sofas & beds.